I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN BENT OVER.
omfg
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
arrest meeeee
Sweet Merciful Jesus… use the baton
Inflict pain on me.
Read my my Miranda rights while you’re doing me
hahaha
Why can’t cops in my town be this damn attractive
If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?
